Here are some of his best:
"I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
“I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'”
Here is a great video!
Here is a great video!
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.”
“There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.”
Here is a great video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS6-b7CONDI
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006GCYFM?ie=UTF8&tag=naturalcuresf-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0006GCYFM
Here is a great video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS6-b7CONDI
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006GCYFM?ie=UTF8&tag=naturalcuresf-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0006GCYFM

